Okay, I admit it. I brought it on myself.
After all, I did write a book titled Strip Tease.
But really, how many variations on that theme can you find in my site stats?
Too many, evidently. I just did a quick Keyword analysis, wondering what search word or phrase brought people to my website or blog. It was heartening to find that "Kate (or Katie) Davies" was far and away the most popular. But after that, here's what showed up:
*hot strip tease
*strip tease girl
*tease stripper (hey! At least the words are reversed!)
*naked strip tease (is that before the strip, or after? Because before could get problematic...)
*I'm only a tease if what I do makes you hot (LOL)
What's really sad about this, is that probably 99% of these searchers aren't finding what they're looking for. On my website, at least.
I guess that makes me...a tease? :)